Continental Mineral Processing at 11817 Mosteller Road, Cincinnati, Ohio.

I don't work here. Thank goodness. Going here is like traveling back in time. If you're stuck here getting loaded, go inside and look around for this Doug fella. You can't miss him, he's tall, looks like Slenderman butt rammed Herman Munster and yep, this schmuck popped out. He has no real talent or brains, but somehow has made it to the top of this human cesspool. If you added all the IQs of the people who work here you'd get a number around room temperature. The guy they call the professor is a complete loser, no brains, no talent. He kisses ass and may even be blowing Slenderman's son, but who cares. #chachingnigga